Thursday, July 23, 2009
'ello! si en here~
you see what time it is now? i stay up so late hor? xD
feeling kinda tired, but have to finish my homework. damn.
oh well. *sighs*
itsn't it so sad that singapore is raining yesterday and we can't see the eclipse? damn rain clouds...
i dug in my brain (not literally) and found some jokes there. enjoy!
two men are hiking in a forest.
hiker 1 suddenly felt like shytting, so he told hiker 2. hiker 2 told him to do his business in the bushes, no one will see. but hiker 1 told him that he don't have anything to wipe with after he is done.
so hiker 2 asked him, "do you have two dollars? use that to wipe, ok?" and so hiker 1 went off to shyt.
when he finally came out, hiker 1's hands and pants were covered with brown stuff!
"what happened?" hiker 2 asked, "i thought i told you to use the two dollars and wipe, right?"
and hiker 1 said, "do you know how hard it is to
wipe with two one dollar coins?"
a regular customer was visiting a fishmonger's stall. he saw how the fishmonger managed to persuade another customer enough to buy a more expensive type of fish than a cheaper type of fish. amazed, he asked the fishmonger how he got so smart.
"it is a secret," the fishmonger told him, and he leaned into his ear and whispered, "but since you are such a faithful customer, always buy from my stall, i'll let you in on the secret. fish heads. you eat a lot of fish heads and you will be as smart as me."
the customer asked him if he sold any fish heads, and he said he did, five dollars for one head.
the next day, the customer came back, disgusted and angry, complaining that the fish heads taste disgusting and that he is not any smarter.
"you are not eating enough," the fishmonger replied. so the customer bought twenty fish heads for five dollars each.
the next week, the customer came back furious.
"you sold the fish heads for five dollars, yet you sold the same type of fish whole for three dollars! you cheat me of my money!" the customer complained.
"see?" the fishmonger said, "
the fish heads are working, you are getting smarter already!"
why are ancient egyptian children confused?
because
their daddies are mummies!
xD
*sighs* i'm so tired, guess i better go now. bye!
